Ronnie Mervis: King of Redskins Tacky Bling

If you live in D.C, you know who Ronnie Mervis is. You've heard his fake, overwrought South African accent on the radio proclaiming "This is Ronnie Mervis. I have traveled through the darkest of Africa to bring quality diamonds to Tyson's Corner..." Basically, the guy sucks. And, he sucks on many levels. For starters, never buy any jewelry from Mervis Diamond Importers. I went in there to shop for a diamond, and they were so obviously trying to rip me off, it wasn't even funny. Think used-car dealership and you'll understand what I mean. Anyways, turns out this guy is outfitting the Redskins with mad, tacky bling. Santana Moss and Clinton Portis are guilty of wearing ugly-ass jewelry from Ronnie Mervis. I have photographic evidence to prove it. BTW, if you actually need a diamond, go to The Tiny Jewel Box. They are classy, honest and actually sell high quality jewelry. Do you think he actually goes down into the diamond mines and finds the diamonds? Every diamond sold in the USA goes through the same merchants and markets overseas. Ronnie does not mine diamonds. Check out this radio commercial of his.

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