Dr. Z From Sports Illustrated is an Idiot

Not only does the guy pictured at the left LOOK like a complete douchebag, he IS a complete douchebag. His name is Paul "Dr. Z" Zimmerman. He is a writer for Sports Illustrated. He exemplifies hideous looks and stupidity. This guy has been actively keeping Art Monk out of the Hall of Fame for years, while that coke-head, convicted felon, Michael Irvin got in this year. In Dr. Z's words "catching 800 8-yard hooks just doesn't do it for me." Hey, dickwad, that's not all Art Monk has done. Didn't Art Monk play on some Super Bowl teams? Didn't he succeed without a Hall of Fame quarterback for years and years? Didn't he NOT get busted for drugs multiple times? To Dr. Z's credit, he is starting to realize he should consider Art Monk in his Hall of Fame voting. But, this is only because of a relentless e-mail campaign from Redskins fans. Oh, Dr. Z has also thought of Redskins fans as "nudniks" for years. Anyone who uses the term "nudnik" is a huge douchebag. Props to Hogs Haven and AOL FanHouse for reminding me of this asshole.

Comments

[Keith Shields]

A message to Dr. Asshole -

One supercilious comment desrves another:
It's difficult to have a career average of 13.5 yds per catch (as Monk did) if one only catches "8-yard hooks". In fact, I'd say it's downright mathematically impossible. For your reference, I will compute the average yards per catch for a person who, over his career, catches 800 8-yard hooks:
(800 catches * 8 yds/catch) / (800 catches) = 8 yds/catch

By the way, Marvin Harrison's career average is 13.4 yds/catch, and everyone acknowledges him to be a big play wideout.