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It is finally time for Round 3 of our Cheerleader Playoffs. It's getting close to the regular season, so these playoffs are starting mean something... This week's showdown pits Melani against the rather stacked Leeanne. Vote by leaving a comment. The winner will be featured in the next round of the Redskins Cheerleader Playoffs.
Melani
Leeanne
Finally, Michael Vick has admitted to Federal prosecutors that he is a total scumbag, and killed dogs. He also ran an interstate, illegal dog fighting enterprise. Read the statement of facts he signed here. He is not admitting to the gambling though. Since the NFL is most concerned with the gambling, Michael Vick is lying, and saying he didn't gamble. The judge in the case will probably not like this fact. Expect a tough sentence from the judge. This drama will begin to be played out in the courtroom on Monday.
As noted on Hogs Haven, The Fun Bunch is totally freaked out that the Redskins 3 best offensive players, Jason Campbell, Chris Samuels, and Clinton Portis are all out. All hurt. All not playing. Yes, it's not the regular season yet. But, that is not good people! The Redskins play the Eagles in week 2 of the season. The first team offense needs to be firing on all cylinders by then. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Also, what is the deal with Clinton Portis? He needs to put up or shut up. He keeps getting hurt, and sitting out. That dude is expensive. Ladell Betts can do some damage at half the price.
The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog decided to conduct some investigative reporting and check out some Cowboys blogs, on the down low. We wanted to answer some important questions:
What do they think of The Redskins? Basically, they think the Redskins are gay. I can't argue with them based on this blog post. Chris Cooley does indeed look gay in that picture.
What do Cowboys bloggers write about? They write about how cool the Cowboys are, and how they are entitled to win the Super Bowl every single year. They miss Troy Aikman. Also, if you don't root for the Cowboys, you are in Al Qaeda.
Can they write and spell? No, not really. Also, most of the Cowboys blogs I checked out had horrible designs and used crappy blog software
Do they realize that T.O is a flaming homosexual? No.
It's official. Michael Vick has accepted a plea deal. This is no suprise, as The Fun Bunch has predicted this all along. The word on the street is that the Feds will look for an 18-36 month prison term. Ouch. That's a long time. Sayonara NFL. Hello dropped soap in the shower. He's gonna get him a boyfriend.
UPDATED: Jason Campbell was injured against the Bears last night. He suffered a dislocated patella (kneecap for those of you who did not attend Harvard Medical School). Realistically, it does not look good for Jason Campbell to return to the field this season.
This is why pre-season sucks. Jason Campbell was hit on the knee and knocked out of tonight's game against the Steelers.Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel was assessed with a personal foul for a low hit on a quarterback in the pocket. That rookie free agent left tackle Stephon Heyer was beat (big surprise) and Jason Campbvell sustains a knee injury as a result. Why the hell is a rookie free agent playing left tackle? What do you think is going to happen when you do that? Oh, and Marcus Washington is hurt and will miss several weeks too. PRESEASON SUCKS!
UPDATE: It doesn't look serious.
The Washington Post published a rare interview with Sean Taylor today. It sounds like the guy is ready to absolutely bust loose in his 4th year in the NFL. He's definitely matured, and seems to be in better shape than he's ever been in. Hogs Haven chimed in on the article to discuss the finer points of the rather disturbing nicknames Sean Taylor has. As The Fun Bunch commented, Meast sounds like either a disease, or a sexual act in the league of the famed Alligator Fuckhouse or Chocolate Ranchero (if you can't figure out what a Chocolate Ranchero is, drop me a line. I'll break it down for you.)
Also, what's the deal with our offensive line? We got an Undrafted rookie free agent filling in for Chris Samuels at left tackle and this guy Pucillo playing too. I'm scared.
The 2 co-defendents,Quanis Phillips and Purnell Peace, in the Michael Vick Case plead guilty today. You have to read this snippet of the Summary of Facts that one of the co-defendants in the dog fighting case agreed to today. It is truly shocking and disgusting. Anybody who supports Michael Vick is an imbecile and deserves to be smacked in the head. The Feds also reportedly have photographs of Michael Vick with fighting dogs. The statement says that:
"...Vick executed approximately 8 dogs that did not perform well during testing sessions by various methods including hanging and drowning. Phillips agrees and stipulates that these dogs all died as a result of the collective efforts of Peace, Phillips and Vick."
Michael Vick will likely admit to this, as well as the more serious gambling charges against him. Expect 18-24 months in prison for Vick. For complete details, here's a good summary on The Washington Post
Props to my boy Jamie and the team at FanHouse for bringing this disturbing story to The Fun Bunch. Mr. Macho himself, Ryan Seacrest will be hosting the Super Bowl Pre-game and Halftime Show. Nothing gets The Fun Bunch fired up more than Ryan Seacrest introducing the hunky Clay Aiken to perform. Here is a picture of the autographed copy of "Measure of a Man" I got at the Clay Aiken concert this year at the Verizon Center. Best.Concert.Ever. Here is the video The Fun Bunch shot at the show. Enjoy, and please don't fling your panties at the screen.
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