Redskins Fantasy Football Prognosis

That is a picture of a Hooters Girl from 1986. Her hair totally rules. So, what does Hooters have to do the The Redskins fantasy football preview? Well, Hooters will host your Draft Party. AND... they now have a full bar. So, you can be drunk during your draft (as usual) and also have chicks hang out with you, and pretend that they like you. The Hooters Girls will bring you pitchers and shots, too. I think that is cool.

So which Redskins should you draft, and when? Here's the deal:

1. Clinton Portis will split downs with Ladell Betts and Rock Cartwright. Betts got a big contract extension and was impressive last year. Portis' durability is now in question, too. I would expect Portis to miss some games with injury and lose enough touches to be a second or third running back on your fantasy squad. His saving grace is his ability to punch it into the endzone. Don't draft any Redskins running back before the fourth round.
2. Jason Campbell should not be your quarterback. If any of you knuckleheads draft him before the 9th round, shame on you.
3. Santana Moss will have a good, not great year. I expect him to put up better numbers than last year BUT... the wide receiving corp is thin. Jason Campbell will be looking to Moss so much, defenses will be able to shut him down. When that happens, expect James Thrash to drop most of the passes thrown his way.
4. Chris Cooley is a top 10 tight end. If you have tight ends in your league, he is a solid number 1 tight end. He should have a great year, with Jason Campbell looking to dump the ball off to Cooley when Moss is covered, and Thrash has dropped a couple passes.
5. The Redskins kicking game will suck. Do not draft a kicker from the Redskins.

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[Skin Patrol]

Hooters cuts you off super quick. I do not recommend.