The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog

Sean Taylor Afros Can't Help The Redskins Seal The Deal

All the Sean Taylor afros in the world can't help us. OK, take a deep breath. The Redskins loss to the pathetic NY Giants is not the end of the world. Hey, it's cool that we had FIRST AND GOAL on the 1 yard line and couldn't punch it into the endzone to tie the game. And it's all good that Clinton Portis had only four carries in the second half. Just kidding, it is the end of the world. That was fricking embarrassing. We need to shape up. Have you seen the Juggernaut that is the Dallas Cowboys? God help us.

We Know Why Brandon Lloyd Sucks: Video Games

So, have you every wondered why Redskins Wide Receiver Brandon Lloyd is such a bust? Why he is such an insignificant part of the Redskins? He spends all his time playing video games instead of working out and studying game film. The Washington Post called him out and detailed a typical Brandon Lloyd evening. Basically, he does what we all did, WHEN WE WERE 13 YEARS OLD: Hang out in the basement, playing video games. He uses an XBOX 360 instead of a Sega Genesis, but you got the picture. The guy is a huge embarassment. It's just sad.

Roger Goodell is Weak: Defending T.O

For once, and ONLY once, The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog is going to defend Terrell Owens. His touchdown celebration in the endzone last week was clever, cute, and gave us the warm fuzzies. He was mocking the Patriots Cheating Scandal. It was nice. He pretended like he was using an old-timey film camera. Roger Goodell and the NFL didn't think so and fined T.O for the celebration. This is freakin' ridiculous. He barely did anything. Oh well. Here's some sexy for ya for a Thursday.

2 and 0 My God!

The Fun Bunch is back from our hiatus, and just in time. Sorry for being gone for so long. Life is hard out there for a pimp, living large on the beach in Maui surrounded by lingerie models. Anywho... Can our beloved Redskins take a more difficult path to their 2-0 start? In case you've been in a coma the last 12 hours, the Redskins did the unthinkable and went to Philly on Monday night and WON! Led by a stout defense and a giant afro on Sean Taylor the Skins made the game closer than it needed to be in advancing to first place in the NFC East. Our boy Jason Campbell's arm is too strong, over throwing Santana Moss on a easy touchdown play. The Fun Bunch pulled a groin muscle jumping around during that play. WTF.

Clinton Portis Reads The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog?

In a Washington Post article, Clinton Portis sounds all fired up about Sunday, which is a good thing. The Fun Bunch Blog has called out Clinton Portis again and again but still stays optimistic about Clinton Portis' season. He seems to have a good attitude coming into the first regular season game saying about the sharing of carries with Ladell Betts:

"Me and Ladell are going to coexist," Portis said. "We're going to have fun."

The guy has been hurt a ton, but IF he can stay healthy, the boy can play. Here's hoping. You go boy. Here's a picture of Clinton and his Momma. Peace.

Redskins 3 Point Favorites Against the Dolphins

The Redskins are only 3 point favorites to win on Sunday. That spread seems a little small to me, especially since the Redskins are at home... Also, The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders may be hotter than the Redskins Cheerleaders, just an FYI. Chicks are hotter in Miami than in D.C.  I know that for a fact.

NY Giants NFC East Season Preview

Saving the worst for last, here is the NY Football Giants 2007 season preview from The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog. To put it mildly, this team is an utter mess. They are the overwheling favorite to finish dead last in the NFC East. Their coach is hated, their star lineman Michael Strahan reported to practice for the first time TODAY, and their former star running back, Tiki Barber is taking pot shots at the team left and right. NO love from Tiki. Also, look at their quarterback. Sure he hangs out with hotties, but expect a 20+ interception season from the retarded Manning brother.

Also, what the fuck is the deal with Michael Strahan's teeth. Seriously, it's totally wrong. That gap is inhumanly large. He needs to get that shit fixed. Pronto. Fun Bunch, out.

Redskins Regular Season: Are We There Yet?

Christ, it's been a long 6 weeks coming up with posts to fill the excruciatingly painful preseason. Thank God Sunday is the big day. And from the looks of the Dolphins, the Redskins SHOULD win their home opener (ahem.. Michigan SHOULD have beat Appalachian State, too.) The Fun Bunch will feature a Redskins Season preview this week, along with a new Redskins Cheerleader Showdown, and live blogging from the Redskins Dolphins Game on Sunday. It's gonna be a busy week.