LaVar Arrington is Fat, Fatter Than Oprah

LaVar is fat. Jesus H. Christ he is fricking HUGE! Did you see him at Sean Taylor's funeral? I love me some LaVar Arrington, but the man is a blimp. I can picture him sitting on the couch in his condo, choking down pint after pint of Chunky Monkey and sacks of Five Guys burgers. Sad, really it is. LaVar, put down the burger, it's your agent calling. He's calling to say that your career is over. Ok, you can pick up the burger and giant bucket of ice cream now. Yum.