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Eagles Coach Andy Reid Operates an Illegal Drug Emporium

                                                                            

Can The Eagles get any sleazier?

A Montgomery County Pa. judge called out Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid and his wife, describing their home as an illegal drug "emporium". He accused the Reid's of medicated their own children for years with illegal drugs, leading their 2 sons to separate drug arrests on the same day this year. We're not talking about pot possession. We're talking about crashing cars while shooting heroin and pointing guns at innocent bystanders while smoking crystal meth.

Garrett Reid tested positive for heroin and admitted having used it that day. He ran a red light in Plymouth Township and hit another car. Authorities found syringes with heroin and testosterone in his SUV.

In a separate incident that same day, Britt Reid pointed a handgun at another driver following a dispute. He pleaded guilty to a string of charges, including carrying a firearm without a license, a felony.

"There isn't any structure there that this court can depend upon," Montgomery County Judge Steven O'Neill said before sentencing 22-year-old Britt Reid to up to 23 months in jail plus probation.

"I'm saying this is a family in crisis," O'Neill said.

Roger Goodell is Weak: Defending T.O

For once, and ONLY once, The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog is going to defend Terrell Owens. His touchdown celebration in the endzone last week was clever, cute, and gave us the warm fuzzies. He was mocking the Patriots Cheating Scandal. It was nice. He pretended like he was using an old-timey film camera. Roger Goodell and the NFL didn't think so and fined T.O for the celebration. This is freakin' ridiculous. He barely did anything. Oh well. Here's some sexy for ya for a Thursday.

Redskins 3 Point Favorites Against the Dolphins

The Redskins are only 3 point favorites to win on Sunday. That spread seems a little small to me, especially since the Redskins are at home... Also, The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders may be hotter than the Redskins Cheerleaders, just an FYI. Chicks are hotter in Miami than in D.C.  I know that for a fact.

NY Giants NFC East Season Preview

Saving the worst for last, here is the NY Football Giants 2007 season preview from The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog. To put it mildly, this team is an utter mess. They are the overwheling favorite to finish dead last in the NFC East. Their coach is hated, their star lineman Michael Strahan reported to practice for the first time TODAY, and their former star running back, Tiki Barber is taking pot shots at the team left and right. NO love from Tiki. Also, look at their quarterback. Sure he hangs out with hotties, but expect a 20+ interception season from the retarded Manning brother.

Also, what the fuck is the deal with Michael Strahan's teeth. Seriously, it's totally wrong. That gap is inhumanly large. He needs to get that shit fixed. Pronto. Fun Bunch, out.

Cowboys Fans Think We're Gay: Cowboys Blog Report: Know Thy Enemy

The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog decided to conduct some investigative reporting and check out some Cowboys blogs, on the down low. We wanted to answer some important questions:

What do they think of The Redskins? Basically, they think the Redskins are gay. I can't argue with them based on this blog post. Chris Cooley does indeed look gay in that picture.

What do Cowboys bloggers write about? They write about how cool the Cowboys are, and how they are entitled to win the Super Bowl every single year. They miss Troy Aikman. Also, if you don't root for the Cowboys, you are in Al Qaeda.

Can they write and spell? No, not really. Also, most of the Cowboys blogs I checked out had horrible designs and used crappy blog software

Do they realize that T.O is a flaming homosexual? No.

Philadelphia Eagles Predictions: NFC East Training Camp Report Part 2

Over the years, I have developed a deep, dark hatred for the Eagles. Not the same kind of hatred I feel for the Cowboys mind you. But rather a deep feeling of disgust and disrespect for the Eagles, their fans, and everything they stand for. If you've ever been to a Redskins game against the Eagles, you know what I'm taking about. I've also traveled to Philly. The city is dirty, the cheesesteaks are overrated, and the Eagles fans are drunken, violent buffoons. That being said, here is The Fun Bunch's official Eagles Season Preview:

Prediction #1: Donovan McNabb will sustain a major injury, again. Did you ever play Mick Tyson's Punch Out as a kid? Remember Glass Joe? That's Donovan McNabb. The guy is getting old and frail. The Eagles kicked ass last year without him. The guy is done. He will miss at least 4-6 weeks of the season with an injury.

Prediction #2: The Eagles O-Line and D will keep them afloat. They will win some games. They always find a way through solid play on the lines.

Prediction #3: They have a good shot at winning the NFC East. The NFC East is balanced in my opinion. All 4 teams can win it, or have a miserable 7-9 season. It's a tossup.

Prediction #4: Eagles Fans will continue to suck. It's in their blood. It's the culture of their city. They are huge assholes. It's just a fact of life.

The Redskins and Eagles play at Philly Week 2 on Monday Night September 17.

Michael Irvin: Felony Cocaine Possession CAN Get You in The Hall of Fame

Proof that they'll let just about anybody into the Pro Football Hall of Fame: Michael Irvin was inducted this past weekend. Yes, that Michael Irvin. The busted-for-felony-cocaine-possession, ex-Cowboy that's on ESPN. Allow The Fun Bunch to summarize his criminal record. Oh yeah, that's his mug shot:

March 1996: Police crashed Irvin's 30th birthday party and found him, marijuana, cocaine and strippers in a hotel room. He pleaded no contest to felony cocaine possession.

November 2005: Police searched his vehicle and found drug paraphernalia, including plastic bags with marijuana residue. Irvin was arrested for a Class C misdemeanor. Irvin blamed the drug paraphernalia on his brother who wasn't there, saying "It's my brother's. He left it in there."

Everybody is making a big deal about his cheesy induction speech, where he balled like a baby. I don't get it. The speech was lame. Here's some video of the speech with some cool music in the background.

Donovan McNabb is an Idiot

We have another reason to hate the Eagles and Donovan McNabb. YEAH! McNabb put his foot firmly in his mouth this week when he said

"I'm a good friend of his and also we're guys that obviously compete to win the Super Bowl. We push each other. Now, I don't know exactly what happened in that situation, and I think for all of us that have read over the stuff that was over the Internet, the report, you look at it as kind of like, 'Wow, you've got your so-called friends and family members turning their back on you now to make their situation better.' They're throwing you under the bus so that they can clean their name. That's unfortunate. That goes to show, I always have a saying that I've always lived by: If you can't trust family, who can you trust? It's an unfortunate situation, and I just hope everything works out well for him where he can get back out on the field."

Ahem, it's always somebody else's fault, isn't it Dononvan? This guys needs to put up or shut up once and for all. It's bad enough that he plays for the Eagles, but he's also a loser and a crybaby. I predict this is his last season in the NFL. The guy has had one too many injuries and has no hope of bringing a Super Bowl to the woeful Eagles. Give it a rest Donovan. Please. Thanks.