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Santana Moss Calls in Sick When He's Hungover, Too

These pro football players, they're just like us. When they partake in a weekend-long birthday bender, they call in sick on Monday to recouperate on the couch. Santana Moss celebrated his 29th birthday in style, melding charity events with hard-core partying. Pretty sweet. You go Santana. Also, Jim Zorn is pretty laid back for not being pissed that Santana missed practice.

Antwan Randle El vs. a Giant Bear

Now this is a weird one. Check out this video of Antwan Randle El. I would definitely take the bear in this argument.

Redskins Sign Jerome Mathis from Houston

The Redskins have picked up Jerome Mathis from Houston. He is a speedy little kick returner, 5 foot-11 and 184 pounds.

His most productive season was in 2005 when he finished the season as the NFL's second-ranked kick return specialist with 54 returns for a 28.6-yard average and two touchdowns. That earned him a Pro Bowl nod.

Rock Cartwright Signs New Deal with Redskins

Rock "The Rock" Cartwright came to terms with the Redskins for his seventh season on the squad. Rock is now fourth on the franchise's kickoff return yardage list with 3,157 total yards. He's a hard worker and a fan fave, too. Also, he's shorter than me, at 5 foot 8 which makes me feel good.

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Tony Romo Bangs Jessica Simpson, Beats Brett Favre

Grrrrr...I am so sick of Tony Homo. He gets to bang Jessica Simpson. He beats the Packers. It sucks. Him and Tom Brady need to get crippled or something. Seriously.

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Brandon Lloyd Sent Packing

Not that anybody gives a damn, but Brandon lloyd was inactive yesterday for the Jets game because he missed a team meeting. Look for Lloyd to get cut soon, as he has done nothing since joining the Redskins. The guy spends most of his time in his condo playing XBOX 360, which explains why he sucks so bad.

We Know Why Brandon Lloyd Sucks: Video Games

So, have you every wondered why Redskins Wide Receiver Brandon Lloyd is such a bust? Why he is such an insignificant part of the Redskins? He spends all his time playing video games instead of working out and studying game film. The Washington Post called him out and detailed a typical Brandon Lloyd evening. Basically, he does what we all did, WHEN WE WERE 13 YEARS OLD: Hang out in the basement, playing video games. He uses an XBOX 360 instead of a Sega Genesis, but you got the picture. The guy is a huge embarassment. It's just sad.

Roger Goodell is Weak: Defending T.O

For once, and ONLY once, The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog is going to defend Terrell Owens. His touchdown celebration in the endzone last week was clever, cute, and gave us the warm fuzzies. He was mocking the Patriots Cheating Scandal. It was nice. He pretended like he was using an old-timey film camera. Roger Goodell and the NFL didn't think so and fined T.O for the celebration. This is freakin' ridiculous. He barely did anything. Oh well. Here's some sexy for ya for a Thursday.

Clinton Portis Reads The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog?

In a Washington Post article, Clinton Portis sounds all fired up about Sunday, which is a good thing. The Fun Bunch Blog has called out Clinton Portis again and again but still stays optimistic about Clinton Portis' season. He seems to have a good attitude coming into the first regular season game saying about the sharing of carries with Ladell Betts:

"Me and Ladell are going to coexist," Portis said. "We're going to have fun."

The guy has been hurt a ton, but IF he can stay healthy, the boy can play. Here's hoping. You go boy. Here's a picture of Clinton and his Momma. Peace.