The Fun Bunch Redskins Blog

Joe Gibbs Can Start Packing His Bags

The Redskins season is effectively over at this point. They would have to run the table to have a shot at the playoffs, including wins at the Giants and Vikings, and at home against the Bears and Cowboys. Joe Gibbs can pack his bags, find a condo down south and start migrating back to NASCAR country. There is no way he will be coach next year. Not with Bill Cowher available. There is a lot of bad coaching going on at Redskins Park. Bill Cowher can fix all that. At least we can still ogle Redskins Cheerleaders.

The Redskins Are Not a Good Team

With poor execution, crappy coaching, and all-around choking The Redskins lost today to the Eagles. Good teams punch it in from inside the 5 yard line. Good teams make extra points. Good teams don't give up so many penalties. Well folks, the Redskins are not a good team.

Redskins are 2.5 Point Favorites Against The Eagles

This Sunday is a huge opportunity for The Redskins to sweep Philly for the first time in a long time. The Eagles are on the ropes, with a struggling quarterback and a head coach that lets illegal drugs run his household. Andy Reid should be suspended by the NFL for allowing illegal acivity to flourish in his house. Also, why does he let 2 grown adults without jobs live in his house? What does he think his kids are doing? They don't have jobs, of course they're doing drugs. Andy Reid is as clueless as Ralph Wiggum (I love Ralph.)

The Redskins Are a Little Better Than The Jets, Cardinals and Dolphins

YEAH! The Redskins are slightly better than the crappy teams in the NFL. The Team MVP is the kicker! YEAH! Hail to the Redskins!!!! God, this team is scary. In a bad way.

Redskins Favored Over Jets By 3.5

The Redskins roll into The Meadowlands as 3.5 point favorites against the Jets on Sunday. I hate to throw around the term "Must Win", but this game is MUST WIN! The fact that The Patriots will beat each team in the NFC East is a good thing. We didn't actually lose a game vs. the Division last week. We have a chance to even up against the Giants, and pull within a game if Dallas if they lose.

Did the Redskins Play This Week?

I don't recall The Redskins playing a football game on Sunday. I thought they had one scheduled. I could've sworn that they were suppose to play a team from the Northeast. Oh well. They got the Jets on Sunday. Should be an easy victory.

Vote Now: Where Will The Redskins Finish?

Now is your time to chime in: Where will the Redskins finish this year? Do they have a chance of catching The Coyboys for the NFC East title? What will their final record be? Will they make the playoffs? What do you think? The Fun Bunch predicts a Wild Card playoff appearance.... Joe is more tight-lipped on the matter.

Redskins vs. Patriots: Be Afraid

Ahem... Not to be a negative nelly here but The Fun Bunch is afraid. The Redskins were a shanked kick away from losing to the Arizona Cardinals AT HOME yesterday. Now, we have to travel to New England to play the juggernaut that is Tom Brady and the Patriots. The Redskins have a better shot at beating the Patriots than any other team in the NFC. Here's why:

Sean Taylor's Afro: It's fricking huge. He's got lots of interceptions this year, and is not afraid of anybody

LaRon Means "The Ron" in Spanish: LaRon Landry is playing great football. He hits like a monster. His name is Spanish. That rules.

Seriously, The Redskins are playing great defense. They will hold the Patriots to under 35 points. The problem is that The Redskins need to score at least 28 to have a chance of winning.

2 and 0 My God!

The Fun Bunch is back from our hiatus, and just in time. Sorry for being gone for so long. Life is hard out there for a pimp, living large on the beach in Maui surrounded by lingerie models. Anywho... Can our beloved Redskins take a more difficult path to their 2-0 start? In case you've been in a coma the last 12 hours, the Redskins did the unthinkable and went to Philly on Monday night and WON! Led by a stout defense and a giant afro on Sean Taylor the Skins made the game closer than it needed to be in advancing to first place in the NFC East. Our boy Jason Campbell's arm is too strong, over throwing Santana Moss on a easy touchdown play. The Fun Bunch pulled a groin muscle jumping around during that play. WTF.

Redskins 3 Point Favorites Against the Dolphins

The Redskins are only 3 point favorites to win on Sunday. That spread seems a little small to me, especially since the Redskins are at home... Also, The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders may be hotter than the Redskins Cheerleaders, just an FYI. Chicks are hotter in Miami than in D.C.  I know that for a fact.