Over the years, I have developed a deep, dark hatred for the Eagles. Not the same kind of hatred I feel for the Cowboys mind you. But rather a deep feeling of disgust and disrespect for the Eagles, their fans, and everything they stand for. If you've ever been to a Redskins game against the Eagles, you know what I'm taking about. I've also traveled to Philly. The city is dirty, the cheesesteaks are overrated, and the Eagles fans are drunken, violent buffoons. That being said, here is The Fun Bunch's official Eagles Season Preview:
Prediction #1: Donovan McNabb will sustain a major injury, again. Did you ever play Mick Tyson's Punch Out as a kid? Remember Glass Joe? That's Donovan McNabb. The guy is getting old and frail. The Eagles kicked ass last year without him. The guy is done. He will miss at least 4-6 weeks of the season with an injury.
Prediction #2: The Eagles O-Line and D will keep them afloat. They will win some games. They always find a way through solid play on the lines.
Prediction #3: They have a good shot at winning the NFC East. The NFC East is balanced in my opinion. All 4 teams can win it, or have a miserable 7-9 season. It's a tossup.
Prediction #4: Eagles Fans will continue to suck. It's in their blood. It's the culture of their city. They are huge assholes. It's just a fact of life.
The Redskins and Eagles play at Philly Week 2 on Monday Night September 17.






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